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How Pickles are made
I Would Like to See the Baby
When a Mommy Cucumber and a Daddy Cucumber love each other very much, they make a Baby Cuke.
The Awkward Years
When a cucumber reaches its teenage years, its body undergoes some drastic changes – including development of its aromatic brine glands.
Everybody in the Pool!
Cucumbers’ brine musk naturally draws them together, resulting in numerous group activities – including pool parties.
They Make You Pretty
Cleopatra claimed pickles made her beautiful.
Not a Vegetable
Like many of our other G FUEL flavors pickles are technically fruits.
Not a Pickle
In Connecticut a pickle must bounce to be a true pickle.
Cats are afraid of them. It’s a respect thing
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*Information contained on this page is meant to be satirical and does not represent actual pickle science.