Pickle Swim Trunks

Size 2XS-6XL
Regular price$45.99 45 Entries
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You envy pickles, don’t you? The way they soak up that delicious brine, filling themselves with unimaginable power? You even tried to make a deal with a sorcerer to wield that power for yourself, but that wasn’t actually a sorcerer, was it? It was just a dog in a pointy hat. FOOLED AGAIN!

But what isn’t foolish are these brand-new G FUEL Pickle Men’s Swimsuits! Featuring a fashionable pickle design, you can look stylish while you brine yourself … or just chill out in one of those oversized, submerged pickle jars they call “swimming pools.”

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼

 

  • Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
  • Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
  • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
  • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
  • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
  • Elastic waistband with drawcord
  • Mesh pockets
  • Small inside pocket for valuables
  • UPF 50+

Pickle Swim Trunks ships U.S. & Canada ONLY! The 'Pickle Swim Trunks' are made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

If any additional items are added to your order that include a pre-order product – ALL of the items in your order will ship when your pre-order becomes available.

Please note: If a pre-order item states it will ship during a certain month, it does not mean it will ship the 1st of said month, it will ship on any given date within that month.

We ship everywhere in the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, and practically everywhere else in the world. The following countries currently do not accept G FUEL packages: Guatemala, Iceland, Jamaica, Mexico, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine OR ANY OVER SEAS PACK-STATIONS. Not sure if we ship to your country? Just give us a call at 1 (877) 426-6262.

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How Pickles are made

1

I Would Like to See the Baby

When a Mommy Cucumber and a Daddy Cucumber love each other very much, they make a Baby Cuke.

2

The Awkward Years

When a cucumber reaches its teenage years, its body undergoes some drastic changes – including development of its aromatic brine glands.

3

Everybody in the Pool!

Cucumbers’ brine musk naturally draws them together, resulting in numerous group activities – including pool parties.

Pay Later

They Make You Pretty

 Cleopatra claimed pickles made her beautiful.

Not a Vegetable

Like many of our other G FUEL flavors pickles are technically fruits. 

Not a Pickle

In Connecticut a pickle must bounce to be a true pickle. 

SSSsnakey Snake

Cats are afraid of them. It’s a respect thing

The statements contained in this website have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). No statements shall be construed as a claim or representation of a diagnosis, treatment, cure, or prevention of any disease. No product listed in this website is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products are not intended for those with a medical condition, pregnant or nursing.

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*Information contained on this page is meant to be satirical and does not represent actual pickle science.