Everyone’s favorite uber-cute force of boredom destruction is here to spark that excitement within you once again! And this time they’re bringing backup…
Brace yourself for the rainbow beam shooting extravaganza that is Murdercorn which has now arrived with the ultimate sidekick, the Colossal Murdercorn plastic shaker cup! If you’ve been missing its adorable chaos then now’s the time to get back on that hype train because they’re also arriving with the epic upgrade of the new and improved G FUEL Formula 2.0!
A Wake of Rainbow Destruction
Those shooting rainbow beams have left a path of destruction in Murdercorn’s wake, but luckily they only target all things boring! Back again, but now with a glow-up of mythical proportions, the Murdercorn energy tub’s capabilities have been upgraded with the G FUEL Formula 2.0 and also with a sour rainbow candy kick to it! With 40 servings per tub and packed with the energy-boosting antioxidants, focus-enhancing ingredients, and endurance support your body needs, you’ll be able to fight off those dull days and get that spark of chaotic excitement going once again!
One serving of Murdercorn contains:
- ✅ Zero Sugar
- ✅ Brain Boosting Nootropics
- ✅ 2x Antioxidants + Extra focus
- ✅ Glycine for Physical Regeneration
- ✅ Zero Chalky Aftertaste
- ✅ Clean, Crash-free Energy
A Shaker of Colossal Excitement
It would be foolish to think that Murdercorn would return without a suitably epic sidekick… luckily we aren’t those types of fools! That’s why the Colossal Murdercorn shaker cup is here to make your G FUEL experience that much more exciting. With an epic iridescent design that channels those happy, rainbow-like vibes, the Colossal Murdercorn has got the power to turn those dull, grinding days into something thrilling! Whether you pair it with the Murdercorn energy tub itself or your personal favorite energy tub, it’s the perfect partner for whatever you choose!
A Bundle of Chaos
If the choice on which one to choose is too hard to make, why not go all-in with the bundle instead? They are partners in boredom annihilation after all!
Don’t Let Boredom Win!
You don’t want to miss out on all this Murdercorn fun! Last time it galloped into town it vanished in a flash of rainbow light, leaving a trail of excitement but devastated fans behind. So don’t hesitate to follow us on our socials and sign up for our newsletter to get the first alert, otherwise you’ll be staring at that dreaded “OUT OF STOCK” tag once again, wondering what could have been!
Don’t let the boredom win, grab the tub, snag the shaker, or go all-in with the bundle before it’s too late, it’s your choice!
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