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How Pickles are made
They Make You Pretty
Cleopatra claimed pickles made her beautiful.
Not a Vegetable
Like many of our other G FUEL flavors pickles are technically fruits.
Not a Pickle
In Connecticut a pickle must bounce to be a true pickle.
Cats are afraid of them. It’s a respect thing
Pickle T-Shirt ships U.S. & Canada ONLY! The 'Pickle T-Shirt' is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
PLEASE ALLOW 5-7 BUSINESS DAYS FOR YOUR ORDER TO BE PROCESSED. DURING LARGER SALES, PROMOTIONS, NEW PRODUCT RELEASES, AND HOLIDAYS, PROCESSING TIME MAY TAKE UP TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS.
We ship everywhere in the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, and practically everywhere else in the world. The following countries currently do not accept G FUEL packages: Guatemala, Iceland, Jamaica, Mexico, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine OR ANY OVER SEAS PACK-STATIONS. Not sure if we ship to your country? Just give us a call at 1 (877) 426-6262.Having an issue with the order you received? No problemo! Just head to the link below and we’ll drop some “return policy” knowledge on you.
*Information contained on this page is meant to be satirical and does not represent actual pickle science.